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toastoat:

what a powerful cat
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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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thelandofwtf:

Canned cheeseburgerhttp://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com
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thyartisdisney:

LabraThor
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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

!!!!!!

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99gag:

MRW I see clothes I like and I check the price tag.http://99gag.tumblr.com/
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maythefoxbewithyou:

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

This post. This post is Vader’s legacy.

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your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

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yourdoppelganger:

solarfriend:

yourdoppelganger:

what’s cooler than cool?

absolute zero

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"

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

"

David Wong (via thatlitsite)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110
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